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"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

Commuting - Old habits die hard

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

High School Schedule

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"He misses his commute ."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Synchronized sitting"

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

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