Routine Explorer Gifts

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

Commuting - Old habits die hard

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

High School Schedule

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Synchronized sitting"

"He misses his commute ."

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RETIREMENT VOWS

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"