Routine Navigator Gifts

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

'Good bye, dear. Have mercy.'

'Right here is where it always gets confusing. Am I coming or going?'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

The Life of Pi

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."