Routine Warriors Gifts

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"It's true: no more burpees."

Running

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Sisyphus during Covid

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Exercise Bars