Routine Rebels Gifts

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"5:30? Already?"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Think' 'But not too much'

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Daily Routine

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Clock in, Clock out.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'