The Reel Expert Gifts

Local Knowledge

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

"Holy Mackerel!"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'How was your luck, dear?'

The Specimen Hunter

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

I brake for worms

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'