The Reel Deal Gifts

Some Technical Terms Explained - A Slipping Clutch.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

Let's shake on it.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Book Deal

"You know very well what fish!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'