The Reel Deal Gifts

Some Technical Terms Explained - A Slipping Clutch.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Everything for a buck.

Let's shake on it.

"Holy Mackerel!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"You know very well what fish!"

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns