Reel Deal Seeker Gifts

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Unusual Offers

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Online Shopping.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.