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"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Only caught one, eh."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Excommunicate Me.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"First, do no ham."

Religious toilets.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Worm Ate The Fish.

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Flight Into Egypt.

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

"First, you have to get their attention."

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"