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Mel Gibson releases a less violent version of his 'Passion of the Christ.'

"OMG, LOL!"

Nun Fight.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

They're missing a few commandments.

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Jesus Christo

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"I guess ten is enough."

"First, you have to get their attention."

"I think I know why you've been so stuffed-up lately."

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Devil paints God.

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Abimélech

Sweater Vestment.

Plagues

Some other sins you may enjoy.

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

Movie Angel

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

'Are You sure I should give them all ten at once?'

"How'd you manage to get so many tickets?"