Relaxed Rocker Gifts

Life Guard.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"This next one's another oldie."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Ringo releases his latest record.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Trivia/Great Literature.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Boy walking with headphones in shape of musical note.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"She's in her happy place again."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Mr. Clean Enough

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Success Without Effort

Kissing bench with rockers

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"When you're dating at our age, this is what passes for a mating dance."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Hammock resting on books.