Relaxed Regulator Gifts

'The anger management is working... there were only a couple of veins popping on his forehead tonight.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Tempest in a Teapot

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Pulling The Economy Uphill

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

World Financial Mafia

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Federal Guidelines

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

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Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion