Relaxed Regulator T-Shirts

'The anger management is working... there were only a couple of veins popping on his forehead tonight.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Pulling The Economy Uphill

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

World Financial Mafia

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Federal Guidelines

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Taming the beast of the free market...

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"Three big corks? That's it?"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion