Regulation Reliever T-Shirts

'The FCC says we have to document our claims, so here's what I want you to do...'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Tempest in a Teapot

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

The two faces of capitalism.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

World Financial Mafia

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

Speeding Forklift

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Federal Guidelines

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"