Mind Relaxation Maestro Prints

"You said this would help with my stress. When's the foot rub start?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Fight or Flight

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

"Showoff"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Guru.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

How the goat got square eyes.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Tree Pose To Support

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Relaxing on a sofa

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Grief counselling'