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'The time is now ripe for me to launch my great new theory. . . the world has waited long enough!'

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'It's the latest thing - surgery under hypnosis.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Guru.

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

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"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Man and brain

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"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Project Manager Showdown

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

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'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

Trojan Chess

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."