Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?
Mental Maestro Prints
Decorate their studio or office with art prints that celebrate mental dexterity and creative flair. Elegant, witty, and motivating!
"How long have you been delusional?"
"I'm never satisfied. I'm always hitting 3 for more options."
'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'
'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'
'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'
Guru.
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Traffic Management Strategic Group
Man and brain
"Most people forget they've had amnesia."
How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
Project Manager Showdown
'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'
"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."
'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'
'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'
'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'
Study more to pass more tests.
"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."
"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"
"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."
"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."
"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'
'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'
"That last customer thinks I should fire you."
'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'
The original sundial.
Employees need to be treated like adults...
'Treat me easy this morning.'
"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."
Mental Maestro Prints Collection
Mental Maestro Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that honor mental maestros with clever quotes and artwork perfect to brighten their day.
Mental Maestro Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that inspire and amuse—ideal for the imaginative soul who loves a cozy, creative space.
Mental Maestro T-Shirts
Find fun and inspiring t-shirts for creative minds, featuring clever designs that celebrate mental agility and originality.