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"How long have you been delusional?"

"I'm never satisfied. I'm always hitting 3 for more options."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Guru.

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

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Man and brain

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

The original sundial.

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.