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"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Text Culture

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

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Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

Man and brain

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

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"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Business Vacation.

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

One Thing / Another

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Trojan Chess

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Study more to pass more tests.

Let's try some word disassociation