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"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

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A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

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Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Man and brain

"Streaming"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

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"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

One Thing / Another

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Trojan Chess

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'