Master Of Relaxation Pillows

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"He spends all day sitting, so the last thing he wants to do when he comes home is do anything else."

"He can't come to to the phone - he's sleeping the sleep of the just-can't-be-bothered."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Surfing the daily stress

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Lazy Octopus

Fight or Flight

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Meditation

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."