Sofa Dweller Pillows

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

The Art Student.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Big screen TV.

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Wifi whore

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

The weightless office.

Student Food Pyramid

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

A menu with risks and benefits

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Al, The Go-From Guy

My comfort zone

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"That's our copy cat."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.