Settee Seeker Pillows

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Do not disturb...

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"You're stealing the blanket."

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Jumble Sale

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Hole Sale

Join me in a cup of tea!

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

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