Sofa Thrill Seeker Pillows

'It's early days, but it looks as if downhill sofa jumping is fast becoming an Olympic discipline!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Skiing.

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Extreme Bungy

"Marco ..."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Rock Climber

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bears going water skiing.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.