Thrill Seeker Pillows

A shark from beneath

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

"Better luck next time!"

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

'To improve our teamwork, only three chutes will open.'

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

Parachuting Lemming.

'We're looking for someone who's comfortable taking risks.'

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'

Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

Lookout ahead.

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'

'Yes, I used to trade stocks, but I found it too risky.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"And now let's practice risk management!"

Stock Market

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.

"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."