Thrill Seeker Pillows

A shark from beneath

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Better luck next time!"

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

'To improve our teamwork, only three chutes will open.'

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

Parachuting Lemming.

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

'We're looking for someone who's comfortable taking risks.'

'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'

Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.

Mr, Gilford had a knack for making high school physics fun,

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

Lookout ahead.

'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'

'Yes, I used to trade stocks, but I found it too risky.'

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

Stock Market

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"And now let's practice risk management!"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

"And that's how ya clean a deer!"

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'