Thrill Seekers Pillows

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

Conspiracy Theories $10

'Martha, did we receive an eviction notice yesterday?'

'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"It feels like we're always putting out fires!"

'Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have noticed, we are now making our initial decent.'

Mountain climber.

'Front row on the new roller coaster: It doesn't get any better than this.'

British Citizens ride a UKIP roller coaster.

A man running with two suitcases stuffed with bank notes.

Scranton the Ride

Unsupervised on Holiday

'I'm not sure about 'Dangerous Sports Day', headmaster.'

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

Niagara Falls (hitchhikers).

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

Harry Houdini

Balloon Thrill Ride

'49 year old, 6-times divorced, bi-sexual, female, biker-bitch, who's into head-banging, sea-clubbing, armed robbery and other such hobbies, seeks any form of mammal to have a violent sexual relationship with. If interested call 555-whip. P.S. No Freaks.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

The Lemcoaster

"If we find the dry ice machine and turn it up some more, we can probably lose him."

'Wheeeee!'

The Daring Wing Walkers of Hackberry March.

End the Winter Blues

"I can't believe Eric just went and helped himself to our dinghy!"