Thrill Seekers Pillows

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

Conspiracy Theories $10

'Martha, did we receive an eviction notice yesterday?'

'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

"Why don't you try a different style of gambling? Like Russian roulette."

"It feels like we're always putting out fires!"

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

'Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have noticed, we are now making our initial decent.'

British Citizens ride a UKIP roller coaster.

'Front row on the new roller coaster: It doesn't get any better than this.'

Mountain climber.

Scranton the Ride

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I'm not sure about 'Dangerous Sports Day', headmaster.'

Niagara Falls (hitchhikers).

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Harry Houdini

Unsupervised on Holiday

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

Balloon Thrill Ride

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

'49 year old, 6-times divorced, bi-sexual, female, biker-bitch, who's into head-banging, sea-clubbing, armed robbery and other such hobbies, seeks any form of mammal to have a violent sexual relationship with. If interested call 555-whip. P.S. No Freaks.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

A man running with two suitcases stuffed with bank notes.

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

"I don't care where they came from. It's that distant rumble that worries me."

Tunnel of Love ride intersects with a Tunnel of Voyeurism ride.

"I can't believe Eric just went and helped himself to our dinghy!"

End the Winter Blues

Around the World By Balloon.

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

The Tunnel of Endurance

Super high bounce trampoline park