Sofa Seeker Mugs

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Flexible working

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We added on to the couch.'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Will Progressives Be Doing on Election Day 2020?

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."