Sofa King Gifts

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Lazy Rower.

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Get a Life

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"She died doing what she loved."

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Refrigerator for the really lazy