Sofas Gifts

Chillaxing!

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Flexible working

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"She died doing what she loved."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

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'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"