Sofas Gifts

Chillaxing!

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"