Sofa Artist Gifts

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Flexible working

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"She died doing what she loved."

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Will Progressives Be Doing on Election Day 2020?

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"My Graham is so creative, you wouldn't believe he makes all our furniture."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'