Sofa Jumper Gifts

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Big screen TV.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

The new fall content.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Flexible working

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"She died doing what she loved."

Chillaxing!

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

Will Progressives Be Doing on Election Day 2020?

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."