Sofa Jumper Gifts

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Big screen TV.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

The new fall content.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'We added on to the couch.'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"She died doing what she loved."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'