Sofa Selector Gifts

'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Big screen TV.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"She died doing what she loved."

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."