Sofa Selector Prints

'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Big screen TV.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Flexible working

"She died doing what she loved."

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."