Couch King Gifts

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

Refrigerator for the really lazy

Lazy Rower.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I'd love to be filthy rich."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

TV-Man

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Basketball

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Get a Life

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"You complete me."

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'I guess it's true that pets do assume the traits of their owners.'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.