Couch King Pillows

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

Refrigerator for the really lazy

Lazy Rower.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I'd love to be filthy rich."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

TV-Man

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"You complete me."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

Get a Life

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'You went to obedience school and you're still not allowed on the couch? What a gyp.'

"Have we scored yet?"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'