Couch Cinema King Gifts

Get a Life

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Lazy Rower.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"There's the remote!"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"Comfy?"

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'The Degeneration Game'

"They went together, doctor!"

Refrigerator for the really lazy

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.