Sofa Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Oh, yes, he's got a job alright, a job to get off that sofa, a job to stay awake, a job to...'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Chillaxing!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Bookworm Sleepover

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Second aid

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

The sofa freshly made up...

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

A stripe of stockbrokers