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Exercise vs Laxative.

"Comfy?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Our toilet is running again. Maybe you should take a lesson and run once in a while."

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Goal!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

The Common Sutra.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

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