Comfy Couch Connoisseur Pillows

Exercise vs Laxative.

"Comfy?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Our toilet is running again. Maybe you should take a lesson and run once in a while."

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Goal!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Bats with blankets.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

E-Z Livin'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'