Couch Comfort Connoisseur Pillows

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

The Common Sutra.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

Staycation Photos

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"You're stealing the blanket."