Charcoal King Or Queen Mugs

Grills Gone Wild.

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Surprise!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

TV jester.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Sweet surprise.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Buns Of Veal.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Big advantage!!'

Academy.

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Cats, always on the lookout for new recruits.

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

'You are what you eat!'

King and Queen in Bathrobes

Royal Fridge Magnet

'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Cratg's List!'

'Just be patient, will you? — our compuer is down.'

"So what are you going to do with all this time you've saved?"