Commercial King Or Queen Mugs

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Great Therapy!'

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

To read or not to read?

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Sweet surprise.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Buns Of Veal.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Big advantage!!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

Siegfried is speared

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Deux Ex Mechanic

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

Swedish TikTok

"I had a horrible nightmare! I dreamt nothing I ever posted in my life went viral."

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'