Commercial King Or Queen Pillows

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Surprise!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

TV jester.

'Great Therapy!'

To read or not to read?

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Feel my claw of death!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Sweet surprise.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Buns Of Veal.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'Big advantage!!'

Backstage at the Globe Theater. I'm going to practice my soliloquy one more time. To be or not to be that is the question ... Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Excuse me, it's showtime. Break a leg! You too! I guess you can't make a "Hamlet" without breaking a few legs!

Siegfried is speared

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

Deux Ex Mechanic

Swedish TikTok

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'