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'Needs more kale.'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Well did he?"

'What are you eating now?'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

Tall tales and Short stories

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I'm looking for something that says, 'I'm sorry I bit off your leg.'"

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'You are what you eat!'

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."