Kale King Or Queen Gifts

'You are what you eat!'

Any time is cake o'clock

George Michael

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Tina Turner

'What are you eating now?'

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Madonna.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

How Kale Took Over the World

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Egrets...I've had a few...'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

'Feelers, nothing more than feelers...'

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.