Kale Conqueror Gifts

"Run, Roslyn! Your kale is out of control!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

A Chef Never Rests

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Speleologist

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.