I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
Kale Crusaders Gifts
Looking for a gift for a kale enthusiast or a health-conscious friend? Our Kale Crusaders collection brings humor and personality to your favorite leafy green. Whether they’re passionate about clean eating or just love a good pun, these products showcase their veggie devotion with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Spark a smile and share the joy of healthy living with a witty gift that celebrates their love for kale and greens.
"Guess who brought king cake!"
'Not that sort of body building program!'
Keyworker
Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
Give quiche a chance!
A dog at the bakery.
'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'
"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"
"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"
'Needs more kale.'
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
Vigilante Dog
"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"
Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!
'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'
Sea Change.
Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter
"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."
"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"
Dogs and Cake
"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"
How Kale Took Over the World
Happy Eightieth Birthday
"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."
Superfoods are in aisle three.
"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"
Caped Character
"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."
A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.
'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'
'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'
"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."
What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions
Kale Crusaders Gifts Collection
Kale Crusaders Mugs
Explore our Kale Crusaders mugs collection—perfect for morning juice or tea, and a great way to showcase their veggie passion.
Kale Crusaders Pillows
Check out our Kale Crusaders pillows—bring humor and greenery into their home decor with these playful, comfy accents.
Kale Crusaders Prints
Browse our Kale Crusaders art prints—brighten up their kitchen or workspace with cheerful, veggie-inspired designs.
Kale Crusaders T-Shirts
Discover our Kale Crusaders t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for casual days or dressing up their healthy lifestyle.