King Cake Crusader Gifts

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Give quiche a chance!

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Welcome Ghost.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Pinata Zombies

Vigilante Dog

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Food Pyramid

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'