Cake Celebrant Gifts

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A heart shaped cake

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'I always cry at weddings!'

Frosting the Snowman

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

Thou Shalt Not!

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Panettone

Happy Birthday to you.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

A dog at the bakery.

Doctor in a cake

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'It's all homemade.'