Cheese Celebrant Gifts

"To Gouda."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Emotional Bling

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

First Prize!

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Scot holding a heart.

Congratulations!

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Year of the Rat

The Perfect Garden.

'Let's see those smiles.'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

The wedding.

I heart my bum.

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

I splurged on some organic, handcrafted goat cheese from a local artisanal farmer. Looks good. How much did it cost? $12.37 a gulp. Burp.

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"So those two men are getting married?"

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Happy Anniversary

Cat lures mouse with cheese.